Depression? Stress? How Sweet they Are? A Dissertation on Dark Chocolate
"OK, Dr. Schwartz, now we know for sure that you have lost it." I can almost hear some of my readers either saying or thinking some like this. No, I am not a mind reader but, perhaps that is what I would think. Anyway, there is some reasoning behind this post.
At the outset, let me state that I am not a research scientist. Yet, I intend to do some research. Let me explain.
Research scientists published an article in the Journal of Proteome Research about their findings that eating an ounce and one half of dark chocolate per day may reduce feelings of stress. It seems that the anti oxidants and other substances found in dark chocolate reduces stress hormones that can be stored in the body and have a negative impact on mood and bring about high blood pressure and heart disease. According to the findings, the levels of stress hormones are reduced in two weeks. These were the results gathered from volunteers who reported hight levels of stress and remained on the daily intake of dark chocolate for two weeks.
Now, I don't know about you and I don't know how accurate these results are nor how carefully controlled there experiments were conducted, but, I decided to follow my own research on this extremely important subject!!
So, no sooner had I read the study than I went out and purchased several bars of dark chocolate. I noticed that my family was not at all reluctant to join in this "experiment" of mine. "After all," we all reasoned, "what could possibly be offensive about such an investigation." We all agreed that this is "very hard work," but some of us had to do it!!!
Remember how difficult it can be to remember to take your medication? Remember how difficult it can be to remember to call the pharmacy to renew your prescriptions? None of us are experiencing any of these difficulties. Curious, huh?
The only possible downside to the experiment is that weight can be gained and that can become stressful. However, other researchers report that dark chocolate causes people to feel very full and, therefore, eat less because their appetite is lowered. The only real problem is with this is to stay with the recommended dose of chocolate and refrain from eating than is recommended.
Well, who am I to argue with science? If the dark chocolate reduces my stress, great. If it does not, it's fun trying and fun is supposed to reduce stress. So, from my personal point of view, this is a win-win situation.
In no way am I suggesting that you, the reader, engage in this type of "risky behavior," but, should you want to try, please remember that it must be Dark Chocolate and no more that an ounce and one half per day.
Caution 1: I cannot predict the risks of going above and beyond the recommended dosage. I can only relate to you that my experience of going beyond one and one half dose is to experience even more happiness.
Caution 2: Please do not throw away your anti depressants. We are a long ways from being able to say that there is anything curative in this.
Ah, reseach is so hard and science demands such self sacrifice!!! What is a person to do???
Your comments are welcome, do not have to be serious and and your jokes are always encouraged.
Allan N. Schwartz, PhD.